Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I'm Not the Funny One

I must be honest with you, my motivation to blog lately has been quite slim. Something will happen and I think to myself "Oh I could blog about that" and then I remember, I'm not the funny one. You see, a few weeks ago my aunt was visiting for the weekend from Tucson. My mom was telling her about her blog and how it was a great way to stay in touch and to know what is going on with the fam. She then continued to pull up each page on the computer to show my aunt the proper way to get into each of our sites. She then told her about my blog as well as Erica's blog. This is what I heard:

Mom: "And then there's Amber's blog but she's not funny. She is sentimental and only talks about boring things that happen with her and Erik..."
(I, being distraught, hang my shoulders in saddness)
Mom continues: "...But ERICA'S BLOG, man is she hil-ar-ious! She is the funny one, she's always blogging about something that will make you laugh every time you read it. I suggest always reading her blog because once you start you won't be able to stop!"

Mom claims it didn't go down that way, but I know it did. As she said this one sentence, my childhood desires came flooding back. I always thought as I was growing up that I had imagined it. But no. My mom had proved what I was always trying to avoid. I am not the funny one. Of course my parents had always told us we each brought something special to the table. What they really meant is "Erica is the funny one and we're just glad Amber thinks of food so much so she'll never forget about bringing dessert." They meant it literally when they said "to the table".

Through the years I have been trying to go from the "easy-going, can't make decisions, go-with-the-flow, so-called 'peacemaker', favorite child" to the "hilarious, just can't be around her enough, where did you get your jokes?" kind of person. Obviously I have not succeeded.

And then I got married and we get invited places and I think "Yes! Maybe I'm actually funny. Maybe I'm finally overflowing with clever lines that get people going and they just want more." Until Erik got invited somewhere without me. And then I remembered: Oh ya, my husband is the funny one.

Well fellow bloggers, I AM DETERMINED TO BE FUNNY. I will be funny! It will take a lot of effort, it is not something that comes naturally (as my entire family continues to point out) but it will happen.

I know my family is my family so they have to be honest. But doesn't someone out there find me funny???

11 comments:

Britney {Jesses Girl} said...

personally...i found that blog funny.

seriously.

and i love you.

p.s. -- i've never been that funny either. and my parents say the same type of things. every once in a while i'll say something and my mom will go, "wow. that was actually funny!" as if i never say something of laughable value. it's depressing. so i get ya.

:)

Kimber said...

Amber Neel Payne:

You are undoubtedly funny :) come on!
Nearly every post of yours makes me laugh!

kali and kason said...

its ok i feel your pain. my whole family knows that i am not the funny one. that title belongs to karissa. and my husband is definitely the funny one. funny people need us otherwise they wouldn't have anyone to laugh at their jokes and think they are funny. don't be proud of who you are.

kali and kason said...

haha opps i mean, don't worry be proud of who you are!

kali and kason said...

i totally messed up my comment. see i am so not funny.

Pasty Princess said...

Cuz I think your funny thoes faces that you pull kill me ever time.

The Neels said...

Amber, First off you are funnier than you think. Second you should stick with the things that make you who you are. You are an incredible woman that brings happiness and sunshine into more people's lives and everyone loves to be be around you. Embrace that. P.S. Also take comfort in the fact that you're not the shortest in the family(sorry Erica) and that you know more about sports than your husband(sorry Erik). Love you,Dad.

Dana Woodbury said...

Amber my love! This post is an insult to my humor. If you aren't funny, then what the heck have I been laughing at for all these years? Personally, I'm offended. You think the things I laugh at aren't funny.....Okay just kidding. I'm not offended, but I do love you and I do think you're hilarious :)

Anonymous said...

I think your funny! I loved when you had "ms marigold"!

But why do you have to be funny, just because your sister is? No one is the same.. My husband is the "go-with-the-flow", can't make decisions guy, and I wouldn't have him any other way.

The Sorensens. said...

love that post :)

lets all try to be a little "funnier"

Josh and Amanda Duvall said...

haha, are you kidding me!! i love your site. I laughed about you naming your plants, may they RIP. but yeah, it was hilarious.